There's $500 worth of yarn at stake here. Did that get your attention? Thought it would!
Check out How 'Bout a Contest? on the Lorna's Laces blog. There's a luscious new silk/alpaca DK yarn just waiting for a great new name, and Lorna's Laces is offering up an armload of yarn as the grand prize. Break out your Thesaurus, browse the yarn database on Ravelry, and see what you can come up with.